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Maria Heinegg @mariaelizabest #yesallcomics

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Maria Heinegg @mariaelizabest #yesallcomics

Falling Into Autumn

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This is Labor Day weekend. And it’s the last Summer Friday at my office.

If you don’t know what Summer Fridays are, your life is probably simpler and less New York Jewish than mine. From Memorial Day weekend to Labor Day weekend, some workplaces in Manhattan let people leave in the afternoon on Fridays, and with good reason: because they’re not total, slave-driving monster chambers. Because they’re not afraid to acknowledge that nobody does work after lunch on a Friday, especially when it’s sunny and warm and sexy outside. In short, companies with Summer Fridays are non-dick realists. They get it or at least some of “it”. If they fully “got it”, I’d be quietly typing this at my personal-sized-Jacuzzi-tub-for-a-chair-with-adjoined-treadmill-desk while my pizza cooks in my desk’s toaster oven but whatever. Corporate America just isn’t ready.

But this perk, this Summer Friday I speak of, it’s also painful. Because, by the end of the summer, you’ve gotten so used to Daddy Friday

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This Thursday will change the lives of all in attendance. With these beautiful comics: @myqkaplan @mattruby @MariaElizabest @maxsilvestri!
That’s Thursday, August 28th at 7 PM featuring:
Max Silvestri (VH1 / Fuse), Matt Ruby (MTV), Maria Heinegg (Huffington Post), Myq Kaplan (Comedy Central)
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UCB Theatre: East Village // 153 E. 3rd St. (btw. Ave A&B) // 212.366.9231
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laserscomedy:

This Thursday will change the lives of all in attendance. With these beautiful comics:    !

That’s Thursday, August 28th at 7 PM featuring:

Max Silvestri (VH1 / Fuse), Matt Ruby (MTV), Maria Heinegg (Huffington Post), Myq Kaplan (Comedy Central)

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UCB Theatre: East Village // 153 E. 3rd St. (btw. Ave A&B) // 212.366.9231

LASERS: A once-in-a-lifetime comedy event - every Thursday at 7pm! 

GET YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

Southpaw Pride. Happy National Lefthanders Day.

comedycentral:

Which of these #BadSummerJobs is the baddest? Watch tonight’s new @midnight and find out!

GUYS, THE TV PEOPLE LIKED A THING I DID.

Family reunion is going great. I’m having such a good time.