I am Maria Heinegg and this is inner workings of my half-hashed mind brought to you by the World Wide Webbing. I am a comedian as well as write for the Huffington Post Comedy Blog, ICanHasCheezburger.com and Jest.com. In addition, I try to optimize my mutual needs to crying and maintain social acceptance by doing it in the middle of the night when I'm alone or, at the very least, on the weekends. It's a work in progress. You can check out some of my other writing on: HAHAJK.com, TheImpersonals.com and theSeattleSalmon.com.
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